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The Death and Return of Superman (by darosthemovie)

Language NSFW, but this is a slice of awesome.

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theladyinthestripeddress:

smartestmanintheworld:

nightbecomesme:

an-anthem-to-ambivalence:

madetobehiddled:

kingofthetroubledteens:

princess-in-the-tower:

hexed-melting-flesh:

Prince of Frost.

Even though I’m a gal.. I’m totally fine with this. Everyone address me as this from now on!!

Knight of Lips. Whaaaaaa?

Seeker of Silence. That’s badass!

Heir of Frost. Interesting :)

Con of Light

Warden of Space

Yeah, I like that!

Thief of Light

Bard of time

Warden of Mind

that’s totally me!

(Source: harrietslawandfineshoes)

1 day ago

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:	“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:	“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:	“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:	sips “Gotham is safe.”